Halle Kiefer

connorratliff: ANOTHER WEIRD PEANUTS STRIP Maybe I am unaware...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:55:02 -0400

ANOTHER WEIRD PEANUTS STRIP

Maybe I am unaware of something Schulz is referencing, but nothing about this strip makes sense to me.

So great. I know this goes against all logic, but I genuinely think Peanuts is underrated.

Thank you for all your computer thoughts!

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:15:00 -0400

Thanks for all your suggestions, guys. I think I might actually go with a Chromebook. If anyone has any horror stories/thinks they are basically just plastic boxes full of diarrhea, please message me!

alexfrench: The commercial I did for Wendy’s/TBS is airing now!...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:48:00 -0400

alexfrench:

The commercial I did for Wendy’s/TBS is airing now! My hope is just to have one stranger yell “Booyah!” and/or buy me a free drink this summer.

Oh my god, I’m going to stand outside your window every night and scream it!

A Little Computer Help

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:17:13 -0400

Guys, I think I need a new computer soon and I think I no longer give a shit about Macs. What kind of computer would YOU buy?

Selfie shamer

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:13:07 -0400

Forever and always.

sasheer: thepromcom: Awkward Girl 3.25.13 ShowWritten by...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:07:28 -0400

sasheer:

thepromcom:

Awkward Girl

3.25.13 Show
Written by Sasheer Zamata
Starring Sasheer Zamata, Stephen Soroka, Siobhan Thompson, Justin Brown, and Amber Nelson

Here’s the last sketch I wrote for my awesome Maude team, The Prom. It’s silly.

Two notes: 1) I laughed out loud SEVERAL times while watching this and 2) “ass-out in front of your church”

stryker: Feel like this image says more about modern love than...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:06:00 -0400

stryker:

Feel like this image says more about modern love than any sprawling NYT think piece could.

IT HAS LOTS OF THINGS. I mean, this would be insulting if it wasn’t obvious this guy has never touched a human lady. He just needs a real woman like me to fart in his face for a few hours, then he’ll come around.

gabifresh: Win any GabiFresh x swimsuitsforall bathing suit...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:17:00 -0400

gabifresh:

Win any GabiFresh x swimsuitsforall bathing suit (along with a bunch of other awesome shit) in the giveaway on my blog, gabifresh.com ! It’s short lived so check it out soon. Reblogging this counts as an extra entry but you must keep this caption and leave a comment on the original post!

ME! GIVE THIS TO! PLEASE!

"Straight forward….. You should know I am involved. That being said I would love to have an..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:48:49 -0400

“Straight forward….. You should know I am involved. That being said I would love to have an evening with you that included the following: razor wit, whiskey, a crashing of at least 1 party, a rooftop, my lips on yours, at least 2 boroughs, the rolling stones, the sharing of personal war stories, want, coy, otis redding, 3 knocks on wood total from our conversations, our hands in each others hair, 4 mentions of the vastness and wonder of the universe, a convincing that we love the people we love and that time is precious, an admission that we are not perfect, and a promise that we should have met each other a long time ago. If you can handle that let me know…. if not I wish you the world with both fists flying”

- jesus god, I need to get off OkCupid for a while

My ghost lover Jasper and I will be hosting tomorrow’s Dog...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:26:00 -0400

My ghost lover Jasper and I will be hosting tomorrow’s Dog & Pony Show! Jasper won’t so much be “visible” as he will be “filling me with an electrifying but terrifying erotic energy,” but you will be able to see such fine folks as Abbi Crutchfield! Morgan Evans! Katey Healy-Wurzburg! and Joe Stanton!

So get yr ticket here!

joestanton: Dear God That’s Stone Cold’s Music!: II Come do a...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:00:13 -0400

joestanton:

Dear God That’s Stone Cold’s Music!: II

Come do a 5-minute run-in between these comics:

HALLE KIEFER

ADAM NEWMAN

AARON GLASER

EMILY HELLER

and us:

ERIC SILVER

JOE STANTON

Happy hour beforehand, music, etc afterhand!

Did I mention the cost of a ticket? It’s FREE-ninety-five!*

*free dollars and ninety-five cents

Come come come to this show tonight guyzzzzzzz!

buzzfeedceleb: Jamie Foxx on the set of The Amazing Spiderman...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:56:29 -0400

buzzfeedceleb:

Jamie Foxx on the set of The Amazing Spiderman 2.

starllex: when someone attractive calls you attractive i luv you internet

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:05:57 -0400

starllex:

when someone attractive calls you attractive

i luv you internet

When I see a couple being cutesy

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:04:59 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

Oh man, god bless the internet

Photo

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:13:40 -0400

verymarykate: season finale!! “DIAMONDS ARE MY ONLY...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:12:19 -0400

verymarykate:

season finale!! “DIAMONDS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS”

pure wonder

yousoldtheworld: Back off, ladies…this one’s all mine. humina...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:29:00 -0400

yousoldtheworld:

Back off, ladies…this one’s all mine.

humina humina humina! Take me to the parking lot of the women’s-only gym in this guy’s town. I need to meet my future husband-murderer!

bobbyfinger: I’m fascinated by Brooke Candy. She’s a great pop...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:48:12 -0400

bobbyfinger:

I’m fascinated by Brooke Candy. She’s a great pop character. She has a great ‘tude. She has a great look. She makes great music. I don’t know what she’s like IRL. Her whole thing is probably an act and she may prefer wearing turtlenecks and cardigans and flats but I don’t really care because the character is good. Magnetic, even. I have no idea what the fuck she’s doing in anything she does but I want to keep watching her do it. I hope you release a good album, Brooke Candy. I will buy it and love it and not have the faintest idea of what the hell is actually going on with you.

seconded

G R I M E S: I don't want to have to compromise my morals in order to make a living

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:22:27 -0400

G R I M E S: I don't want to have to compromise my morals in order to make a living :

actuallygrimes:

i dont want my words to be taken out of context

i dont want to be infantilized because i refuse to be sexualized

i dont want to be molested at shows or on the street by people who perceive me as an object that exists for their personal satisfaction

i dont want to live in a world where…

guys, I will hype Grimes forever.

benwarheit: Ol’ Koobs This is a video about the movie 2001: A...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:21:39 -0400

benwarheit:

Ol’ Koobs
This is a video about the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. It was written, shot, and edited in under 24 hours for the UCB Sketch Cram. I co-star with the very funny George Anagnostakos. It written by the very funny Zack Poitras, and shot and edited by the very funny Tom Levin.

I’m currently working with George on Hey Girl, and was shocked and delighted to find out that he is ALSO A GREAT ACTOR! Terrible human being, real monster, but a talented actor!