Halle Kiefer

Sorry Hillary, 2016 just got wrapped the fuck up.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:51:36 -0400

Sorry Hillary, 2016 just got wrapped the fuck up.

blogalicious: dangurewitch: adamconover: Dan, Kelly,...

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:14:20 -0400

dangurewitch:

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this weekend, and people are freaking out about them. Click through to see the whole thing. It’s a big batch of truly inspired gut-busting nonsense.

It was only a matter of time until someone scanned this fantastically absurdist food hallucination. I wish I could read them all again for the first time.

“(Not Good)”

big hot hamburger

ryanxilliams: Are we all posting our reality show audition...

Mon, 21 May 2012 12:51:07 -0400

ryanxilliams:

Are we all posting our reality show audition tapes today? OK!

I feel robbed that this wasn’t made into quality television. Robbed and cheated.

popculturebrain: ICYMI: SNL’s Emotional Goodbye Tribute to...

Sun, 20 May 2012 13:35:40 -0400

popculturebrain:

ICYMI: SNL’s Emotional Goodbye Tribute to Kristen Wiig

well now I’m crying

bohemea: Tilda Swinton: The Transformer - Candy #4 by Xevi...

Sun, 20 May 2012 02:14:05 -0400

bohemea:

Tilda Swinton: The Transformer - Candy #4 by Xevi Muntane, Summer 2012

humina. humina.

"I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:27:33 -0400

“I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that in his heart, he’s not an American. He’s just not an American.””

- Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.” (via officialssay)

“I’m sorry, my brain is just so filled with worms at this point. The worms control me, not the other way around. Haha! Someone bring me some uncooked pork! Haha, see?”

Adios, I Just Want My Pants Back

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:31:15 -0400

Adios, I Just Want My Pants Back:

Anyone who was stroking out over Girls and didn’t have an equally violent negative reaction to this putrescence is a hypocrite. Good riddance to hot, hipster pun-filled rubbish.

downboy: panzercat: devildoll: rosalarian: nilecrocodile: th...

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:56:23 -0400

downboy:

panzercat:

devildoll:

rosalarian:

nilecrocodile:

this is the most excellent thing my eyes have ever had the privilege of witnessing

this makes more sense to me than any official religious doctrine.

warrennotg: Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of...

Thu, 17 May 2012 12:44:49 -0400

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

katespencer: storyboard: Lady Comics: Who Needs Late Night?...

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:47:16 -0400

katespencer:

storyboard:

Lady Comics: Who Needs Late Night? We’ve Got Tumblr

If you ask a female comedian how social media has impacted her professional life, she will likely respond like Elaine Carrol. “Social media has made my career,” says Carrol, the 30-year-old creator of the Very Mary Kate web series, a spoof of Mary Kate Olsen’s glam life in New York.

Remember just a few years back, when comedians (of any gender) relentlessly chased guest spots at the feet of David Letterman and Jay Leno? Getting a gig on late night was the ultimate career boost, but women comedians had to fight through the prejudices both professional (like infamously misogynist Letterman booker Eddie Brill) and cultural (let’s all try to forget that Christopher Hitchens essay).

But the level playing field of Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr means no one gets between ambitious talent and a potentially receptive audience. All it takes is perseverance, ability, skill, and infinite patience.

“Social media has essentially become my career,” says Kate Spencer, an improv instructor and writer at VH1 who blogs on Tumblr.

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Pretty cool to be a part of this story with a bunch of ladies I admire. Thanks Alex and Tumblr! <3

This is real talk right here!

stophittingyourself: connorratliff: I’M TOO FRAGILE FOR THIS,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:28:42 -0400

stophittingyourself:

connorratliff:

I’M TOO FRAGILE FOR THIS, episode 8: ”DTF”

Our eighth episode, in which Cathryn makes an incorrect assumption as to what the acronym “DTF” stands for.

Tears. I am crying human tears. Human tears of laughter. Please keep making these until we all die on December 12, 2012.

This is so cute and great I can’t stand it! Also, whoever’s apartment that is makes me want to take my own life.

whydoihaveablog: bobbyfinger: “That’s the type of thing you do...

Mon, 14 May 2012 20:28:00 -0400

whydoihaveablog:

bobbyfinger:

“That’s the type of thing you do right before you hit us! Don’t hit us!”

Girls is getting better with each episode. It’s not what I thought it was going to be, but I’m really excited to see where it ends up by the end of the season.

Guys, that last scene with her and Adam was some straight-up bleak Mary Gaitskill shit. I liked it, is what I’m saying.

(via ‘Girls’ Recap: Don’t Abandon Me | Movies...

Mon, 14 May 2012 13:49:18 -0400

(via ‘Girls’ Recap: Don’t Abandon Me | Movies News | Rolling Stone)

Guys, are you watching Girls? If so, can we talk about the scene between Hannah and her supervisor Rich? That was one of the craziest scenes to ever be broadcast on television, right?

natface: I’ve seen this shared around but I just need it on my...

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:45:22 -0400

natface:

I’ve seen this shared around but I just need it on my blog. It’s good this comes at the end of the movie because this part about wraps me up right here.

uh, yeah

zosohorny: freddie; world’s best son

Sun, 13 May 2012 23:48:43 -0400

zosohorny:

freddie; world’s best son

I Have Never Felt Such Genuine Shame.

Fri, 11 May 2012 15:41:39 -0400

sanji: have you never made your own whipped cream?

Of course they have to say that.

Mon, 07 May 2012 23:27:05 -0400

Of course they have to say that.

"Wasn’t it great watching six superheroes beat the shit out of Johnny Weir?"

Mon, 07 May 2012 23:08:15 -0400

“Wasn’t it great watching six superheroes beat the shit out of Johnny Weir?”

- Brandon Scott Jones on The Avengers (via chamberlain)

vh1: R.I.P. Meow, The World’s Fattest Cat [BestWeekEver] WHO...

Mon, 07 May 2012 12:48:54 -0400

vh1:

R.I.P. Meow, The World’s Fattest Cat [BestWeekEver]

WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS HAPPENING? WHY GOD? WHY? At least he got to be held by Anderson Cooper. Who among us could say the same?

Dad, I told you to wait in the car! You are humiliating me in...

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:09:00 -0400

Dad, I told you to wait in the car! You are humiliating me in front of my friends. Ugh, no, no one cares about your stupid swan-sacs. Oh my god, there’s Jeremy! He can totally see that they’re fighting over a fish! And that they’re attached to your head with a web of nightmare flesh! Oh god, I hate you so much, Dad. I wish I had never been skull-hatched!