I was at the Crif Dogs near the Lorimer stop with a gentleman friend when the guy next to us started to listen to our conversation. “Excuse me,” he butted in. “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation and in my opinion…” We talked about movies or some such for about fifteen seconds when he goes, “Well, I went to go see such-and-such movie with my girlfriend, WHO IS ASIAN…” Do I even need to tell you this guy was white? So I guess my question is, does this guy just sit in Crif Dogs and see how soon into a totally unwanted conversation he can bring up his girlfriend’s ethnicity? If so, I am definitely going to mention him in my Yelp review.

Also…you know that girlfriend ain’t real :(

  1. stophittingyourself reblogged this from joestanton and added:
    I was gchatting with my stepdad WHO IS A BLACKULA…
  2. joestanton reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    WHO IS ASIAN
  3. bkyouthunited said: LOL best ending to a story ever.
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