Tatooine's twin suns - coming to a planet near you just as soon as Betelgeuse explodes

“Though it is a derivation of the Arabic phrase ‘yad Al Jauza’ meaning the ‘hand of Al-Jauza’ referring to a mysterious woman that controls the order of the universe, it hasn’t stopped some people from clearing out their bunkers and stocking up on tinned food.”

I always knew I was going to die at the hand of a fabulous diva; I just though it would be Lindsay, or Ru-Paul. Al-Jauza, PLEASE!