It turned out the blond female protagonist of I Just Want My Pants Back (no, the other one) didn’t have chlamydia; it was just some sort of horrific vaginal infection from WEARING SKINNY JEANS. YOU KNOW, LIKE WE ALL HAVE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT’S A THING. I know wear skinny jeans almost every day and I can’t remember the time I didn’t have foul pustulating irritated genitals.
Oh, and now in the next episode she’s getting evicted because she spent all her money on HIGH-WAISTED DENIM AND ESPADRILLES.
Oh, and the male protagonist has been on a job search for two weeks and has declared it “impossible to find a job.”
Okay, I’m done. Not done expelling discharge from my inflamed vulva, of course, but done watching this show.
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capricious said:
just watched this show for the first time tonight… bc showing your vag to a med school friend instead of a clinic is totally the same. uh huh. whats up. shut up.
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bobbyfinger said:
THANK CHRIST
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