March 2012
31 posts
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February 2012
30 posts
Wait One Second. Wait One Fucking Second.
According to Wikipedia,” The 2011 song “A Real Hero” by College, featured in the 2011 film Drive, was written about [Sully] Sullenberger and Flight 1549, using the lyrics A pilot on a cold, cold morn’ One hundred fifty-five people on board All safe and all rescued.:
1) WHAT? IS THAT POSSIBLY TRUE? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
2) Ryan Gosling’s character in...
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Guys, don't worry!
It turned out the blond female protagonist of I Just Want My Pants Back (no, the other one) didn’t have chlamydia; it was just some sort of horrific vaginal infection from WEARING SKINNY JEANS. YOU KNOW, LIKE WE ALL HAVE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT’S A THING. I know wear skinny jeans almost every day and I can’t remember the time I didn’t have foul pustulating irritated...
Guys, this might be an exaggeration
but it seems like I Just Want My Pants back is the worst fucking show to ever boil human eyeballs with its searing horribleness. It is unspeakably bad. Oh god.
edgarsux asked: It’s from Party Monster.
Hey, Rihanna, you should date me instead.
stevecronincomedy:
Hey Rihanna,
My name’s Steve Cronin, I’m a comic living in New York City. I’m not sure if this is true, but I’ve read online that you might be getting back together with Chris Brown. This is going to sound crazy, but… and I’m using bold font so you know it’s important… you should date me instead of getting back together with Chris Brown. But before we date there are a few...
Watchjohnztownsend:
tomandjohnny:
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!!
This is great with a capital A
Excellent.
“In the past few years, about half of the astronauts aboard the international...”
– Astronaut feels space’s toll on his body – Light Years - CNN.com Blogs
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiird.
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“Two dozen Catholic bishops were saying not to support Komen. We needed to find...”
– Ex-Komen Exec Karen Handel Predictably Claims Planned Parenthood Betrayed Her
Now maybe this is just me, but the fact that organizations are still making decisions based on pressure from an insane, misogynist dying religion makes my hands shake with unbridled terror. LADIES, DO YOU FEEL ME?
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