January 2010
35 posts
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First color in dinosaurs confirmed: Conan O'Brien... →
THAT’S AWESOME!
Austrian Kidnap Victim Natascha Kampusch Says She... →
“Despite the abuse, Miss Kampusch still carries a photograph of her abductor around with her at all times.”
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10 Best Songs About Libraries and Librarians →
“Between the stacks in the library/Not like anyone stopped to see/We came they went our bodies spent/Among the dust and the microfiche.”
- “Young Adult Friction” by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Ha! I love a microfiche shout-out. But seriously, how did any young lady reporter/detective in a ’90s thriller ever solve any crime with all those people canoodling in the microfiche section?...
“Yes, I think in the Haiti earthquake, ladies and gentlemen - in the words of...”
– Sensitive, thoughtful, and all-around great big asshole RUSH LIMBAUGH, on the Obama administration’s response to the Haiti crisis.
Of course. Why not politicize a humanitarian response, Rush? You fucking ingrate.
(via his website, which we won’t link to here)
(via inothernews)
PRESIDENT BE...
chamberlain:
Jay Reatard - “Wounded” (2009)
“I...
milk does not always do a body good.
Eating vegan for days then going crazy and eating a quart of greek yogurt at the staff brunch is in the top ten stupidest things I have ever done. I’m going to get fired for slowly dying under my desk.
I don't think there will be a flying car, which is... →
meaghano:
kids preview the next decade at that cross-section of adorable + tragic where you can’t go wrong.
I think Jamile’s prediction is more likely to come true than Summer’s. “New flavors of pie”?? Reach for the moon, Marly!
The NieNie Dialogues →
Uh, maybe this is a very well-known blog and I just found out about it but JEEBUS. Basically, the woman who writes this had been keeping a blog about her family, etc. and then a year and a half ago was in a small plane crash and was horribly burned all over her body. I was like crying at work reading about her being in the hospital, and having to deal with facial disfigurement, skin grafts, etc....
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“We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We’ve had one under Obama.”
– Rudy Giuliani
"So that's what's sad about not eating. The loss... →
natashavc:
maura:
Roger Ebert on no longer being able to eat or drink.
he’s amazing.
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i had a dream last night...
that I was dating Kenneth from 30 Rock, except all of this teeth were brown and I called him “Dr. Santa Claus”.
Red Bamboo Goes Meaty →
O HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no! What? Can that be true? Can soy HONESTLY be that expensive? I smell a conspiracy.
my mom isn't picking up her phone but she is...
meaghano:
this must be how everyone feels about me, all the time.
if only your mom would call me so I could ignore her, then the cycle would be complete.
Matthew: sometimes your life sounds like Todd Solondz writes it
Me: yeah, that would explain a lot
Matthew: Todd Solondz presents: Cathy, the Movie
I'm a very helpful friend.
Friend: He's apparently allergic to my bed; we have to work that out.
Me: mwuh oh. Is that because it's stuffed with squirrel fur?
Friend: and hes allergic to that.
Me: I think there was a Sex in the City episode about that.
Friend: really?
Me: no. maybe its your detergent?
Friend: no, not allergic to that
Me: hmmm. do you think its because I fart on your pillow every day when you aren't there?
Going Dutch
dearoldlove:
I fear that I’ll never feel comfortable farting in bed with someone again.
don’t worry, you’ll ge there.
