December 2009
27 posts
I love it when the word "sashay" is used to...
tacklinginequalities:
It just exudes class.
Now excuse me while I sashay my way to the crapper.
i love you dude.
It's all fun and games until they kill Harvey...
Chris: is russia ha'inted?
Me: apparently!
Me: did u watch the video?
Chris: is it part of AOL's new re-branding?
Me: lol
Me: Aol.: Mesa gonna die?
Me: but seriously, did u watch it? WHAT IS IT?
Chris: who knows?
Chris: an atheist thanksgiving day balloon?
Me: yes, jokes will surely help us when we're enslaved in the spice mines
Chris: they will spare me and keep me as a court jester
Me: court jester is Alien for anal sex toy
Watcho HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL no. No.
“The identity of the shape has not been confirmed. Russian reports ruled out a UFO but police refused to comment.”
O. MY. SWEET. LORD. O, no, we are not going out like this. Somebody get Jeff Goldblum a flash drive and a jet and tell him to get to WORK!
Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer →
“A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.”
You guys! Come on! Knock it off! Don’t give the monkeys any ideas about taking over civilization; it will happen in its own time. Jeez.
just thinkin'
I’ve been sitting here all day imagining that breastfeeding is probably going to be pretty great.
“It’s kind of like a crusade in its own way,” she said. “Me embodying the...”
– Frank talk with Lady Gaga, Latimes.com (via jomc) (via melissa)
Okay, I have had no opinion of Our Lady until this morning, but this article officially won me over.
(via meaghano)
“If you’re on an island, stranded, and all you have is sticks and leaves and pineapples, you’re...
“People work at jobs they hate. Are married to people they don’t like. Have...”
– Del Close
(via blogalicious)
(via anthonyking)
(via sherrypop)
ha! what an amazing point
WatchVictim in Fatal Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck- The Onion
“She was so beautiful, she didn’t even have little pig eyes.”
“Dudes — all of us supposedly smart people, in fact — should think about being a...”
– thank you.
We all get that this is JUST FOR THE PAGEVIEWS and TONGUE-IN-CHEEK and IF YOU GET MAD YOU ARE JUST PLAYING INTO IT. Anger is engagement, blah blah blah. Anger at the columnist? Hatred for the publication? That’s just “how it’s done,” huh? Well, it is your ironic journalism career. You’ll...
