God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man invents motorcycle. Babies live happily in old fish tank. I hollow out pumpkin and wear it for pants
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.
why straight boys love to talk about how wrong and gross gay sex is yet they stay begging their girlfriends to have anal with them? science side of tumblr could you please explain
Basically, I realized I was living in that awful stage of life between twenty-six and thirty-seven known as stupidity. It’s when you don’t know anything, not even as much as you did when you were younger, and you don’t even have a philosophy about all the things you don’t know, the way you did when you were twenty or would again when you were thirty-eight.
Lorrie Moore, Anagrams (via slaughterhouse90210)
Oh boy, and how.