• Jenna: He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm...what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?
  • Liz: It's a turtle, Jenna.
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